Romance Writers of America have finally hit rock bottom – bankruptcy protection. Who could guess that petty infighting and allegations of racism could be such a turn-off to potential members?

But let’s not get too worked up about the drama – the real numbers are compelling. The organization has lost 80% of its members over five years? Ouch. That must feel worse than being rejected by your high school crush.

And now they can’t even afford to pay for hotels for their annual meetings? Looks like these writers will have to find inspiration elsewhere…perhaps in the dark corners of the internet.

In true sci-fi fashion, it seems like there is always some sort of alien invasion or dystopian society causing tension within this group. This time it’s about diversity, equity, and inclusion (oh my!). Apparently previous board members couldn’t handle having different voices and perspectives in their midst – how unprogressive.

And let’s not forget the virtual conference during COVID-19 that caused membership to drop even further. Because nothing screams “thrilling sci-fi adventure” like staring at your computer screen alone in your sweatpants.

But don’t worry folks, according to an attorney for the association, they’re not going out of business! Just filing for bankruptcy protection…you know, because finances are oh-so-exciting.

It seems like every time this group tries to do something right (like honoring Black romance novelist Vivian Stephens), they end up getting slammed with more criticism. Maybe stick to writing about spaceships and laser guns instead?

In conclusion: RIP Romance Writers of America – may you rest in peace alongside unrealistic expectations from Hollywood and the endless stream of Marvel movies.