Thanks, Science! I’m so glad you’ve gone and burst our bubble of imagination and wonder by proving that a fictional planet doesn’t actually exist. Congratulations, guys. Give yourselves a pat on the back for being so logical and using your fancy gadgets to disprove something that was never meant to be real in the first place.

Because let’s be real, who needs fantasy and escapism in a world full of real-life problems and mundane responsibilities? Why dream of exploring new worlds and encountering alien species when we can just sit in front of a computer screen and analyze data from distant planets? Sounds like a blast.

But hey, at least we can take comfort in the fact that there are other fictional worlds out there waiting to be debunked. I can’t wait for the day when scientists announce that Hogwarts isn’t real either. That’ll really make my day.

And let’s not forget about the pressing issue of communication in space. Because obviously, that’s the most important problem we need to solve right now. Forget about world hunger and poverty, let’s focus on how to send a message to a planet that may or may not exist. Priorities, people.

But hey, at least we can still indulge in our love for sci-fi and imagine a future where we can travel at warp speed and have cool gadgets like phasers and tricorders. Oh wait, no we can’t. Because science just had to come along and ruin that too.

Thanks a lot, science. You just had to go and bring reality into our fantasies. But hey, at least we still have our beloved sci-fi shows and movies to keep us entertained. Oh wait, no we don’t. Because apparently, they’re just make-believe. Excuse me while I go cry into my Tardis-shaped pillow.