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Year: 2024

Bedrock secures $9M and sets up nerd-approved Chicago R&D HQ

Well, well, well, looks like someone finally decided to invest in a little thing called “rock”. Bedrock Materials, the hot new startup that’s taking the construction world by storm, has just secured a whopping $9 million in seed funding. And…

Dark Matter Doesn’t Matter #facepalm

Here’sĀ another article about a new sci-fi show that no one asked for – Dark Matter. Because clearly, we’re all dying to know about some random space adventure with a generic plot and predictable characters. I can’t wait to hear about…

Can’t believe they’re remaking this flop.

Ugh, great. Another remake of a sci-fi movie from 21 years ago. Because we definitely don’t have enough of those already. But hey, at least they got the perfect director for it. I’m sure that will make all the difference…

Black Mirror wannabe for sci-fi-obsessed teens. #Roasted

Oh boy, another “mind-bending” sci-fi show. Because we definitely don’t have enough of those already. But wait, it’s being compared to Black Mirror? Now that’s something to get excited about. Ish. Let’s see what kind of mind-bending stuff they have…

Duh: Not enough copper = no electric cars

Welcome back to another episode of “EV Transition Targets: Yeah, Right!” where we explore the latest in ridiculous statements from fossil fuel proponents. Today, we’reĀ  wondering why a country that is so dependent on oil would bother with electric vehicles…

The Grueling Gauntlet of Gort

Hey there, fellow sci-fi aficionados! Have you ever watched The Day The Earth Stood Still and thought to yourself, “Gort’s costume looks like a blast to wear!” Lock Martin the actor who played Gort, would disagree. I mean, sure, while…

That Time George Lucas said ‘Yoda one for me!’ and Jim Henson said ‘No.’

We all know Jim Henson as the man behind the lovable and iconic Muppets. But did you know that he was also offered the role of Yoda in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back? Yes, that’s right, the man behind…

Vonda N. McIntyre: “Sci-fi Diva”?

Ugh, like, classic sci-fi by women? So basic. Snooze. Can’t we talk about something more interesting, like celebrity gossip or fashion trends? But fine, let’s see what the science world has been up to. Oh look, another planet discovered. Yawn….

I Really Want to Like the Pod Racing Scenes, But …

Ladies and gentlemen, strap yourselves in because we’re about to take a sarcastic ride through one of the most iconic scenes in Star Wars history – the podracing sequence in The Phantom Menace. Now, I know what you’re thinking –…

Shocking Truth Behind Dune 2’s Baby Sandworm Effects

Well folks, it looks like we’ve been bamboozled once again by the sneaky tricks of Hollywood. I know, I know, you thought those giant sandworms in Dune: Part Two were all CGI, but surprise, surprise, they were actually made practically….