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Month: May 2024

The Verdict is in on Midweek EV News: “Meh”

Ah, the wonderful world of bargain EV towing in mid-2024. What a time to be alive. I mean, who doesn’t love the thrill of hauling their electric car with a shoestring budget? It’s like playing a game of towing roulette…

Climate Change Snubbed Again: Hollywood’s Latest Blunder

Well, well, well. Hollywood strikes out once again when it comes to depicting reality in their blockbuster films. Color me shocked. I mean, who would have thought that a movie about a giant lizard destroying cities wouldn’t accurately portray our…

Ridley Scott’s Three-Month Funk: Blaming It All on Star Wars

Oh, Ridley Scott, the master of two whole genres. How impressive. Not every director can boast such a diverse and varied career…oh wait, they totally can. In fact, it’s almost a prerequisite for being a successful filmmaker these days. But…

“Voluntary carbon?” More like voluntary snooze-fest.

Alright folks, buckle up because we’re about to dive into the wild world of voluntary carbon markets. And let me tell you, it’s a real rollercoaster of carbon credits and greenwashing. But before we get into the nitty-gritty, let’s talk…

The Midnight: Shadows – tries to be cool sci-fi, falls flat. #Boring #NotImpressed

This new graphic novel called “The Midnight: Shadows” – all about sci-fi stuff. Super original and unique, right?. Never seen anything like it before? Wrong. I have. A million times. But fine, I’ll admit, the trailer does look pretty cool….

“SolarEdge saves Earth” they said. Oh, if it were only that simple.

SolarEdge, the shining star in the solar industry, has just released its annual sustainability report and the numbers are out of this world. According to the report, SolarEdge’s solar solutions have single-handedly saved 40 million metric tons of CO2e from…

Megalopolis: Maybe Hollywood is Right

So, apparently there’s this dude named Francis Ford Coppola (yeah, I had to Google him too) and he’s all butt-hurt because his new sci-fi movie is getting bad reviews. Like, seriously dude? Chill out. In an interview, Coppola whines about…

‘Upgrade’ is cyberpunk??

Ugh, another article about some obscure sci-fi film from 2018? Can’t we just stick to the classics like Star Wars and Star Trek? I mean, who has time for these lesser-known, low-budget films? Oh wait, it’s making a comeback on…

Maryland wants solar power for all, yay.

“Finally, the great state of Maryland has announced a new solar energy program that will help low-income households save money on their energy bills while also reducing carbon pollution.” This is a major win-win for everyone involved, except maybe for…

No more boring lawns, let’s grow some crops!

Are you tired of mowing your lawn every week just to have it look like a patch of dead grass? Do you want to do something good for the environment, but also show off your green thumb to your neighbors?…