Climate Change Snubbed Again: Hollywood’s Latest Blunder
Well, well, well. Hollywood strikes out once again when it comes to depicting reality in their blockbuster films. Color me shocked. I mean, who would have thought that a movie about a giant lizard destroying cities wouldn’t accurately portray our…
Ridley Scott’s Three-Month Funk: Blaming It All on Star Wars
Oh, Ridley Scott, the master of two whole genres. How impressive. Not every director can boast such a diverse and varied career…oh wait, they totally can. In fact, it’s almost a prerequisite for being a successful filmmaker these days. But…
Megalopolis: Maybe Hollywood is Right
So, apparently there’s this dude named Francis Ford Coppola (yeah, I had to Google him too) and he’s all butt-hurt because his new sci-fi movie is getting bad reviews. Like, seriously dude? Chill out. In an interview, Coppola whines about…
‘Upgrade’ is cyberpunk??
Ugh, another article about some obscure sci-fi film from 2018? Can’t we just stick to the classics like Star Wars and Star Trek? I mean, who has time for these lesser-known, low-budget films? Oh wait, it’s making a comeback on…
Maryland wants solar power for all, yay.
“Finally, the great state of Maryland has announced a new solar energy program that will help low-income households save money on their energy bills while also reducing carbon pollution.” This is a major win-win for everyone involved, except maybe for…
No more boring lawns, let’s grow some crops!
Are you tired of mowing your lawn every week just to have it look like a patch of dead grass? Do you want to do something good for the environment, but also show off your green thumb to your neighbors?…
Is Scifi News Okay??
Ugh, another snooze-fest of an article about shenanigans on science fiction movie sets. Then another, and another, and another! I checked to be certain – 13 separate news organizations with the same exact article, the same exact video content: “Sci-Fi…
I Hate Your Must-Watch Scifi Movie List
Ugh, seriously? Another one of these “must-watch” lists for sci-fi movies? Can’t we just talk about something more interesting like Wal-Mart fist fights or watching paint dry? Who cares about these “epic” films anyways? Here are my hot takes in…
Dark Matter Doesn’t Matter #facepalm
Here’s another article about a new sci-fi show that no one asked for – Dark Matter. Because clearly, we’re all dying to know about some random space adventure with a generic plot and predictable characters. I can’t wait to hear about…
Can’t believe they’re remaking this flop.
Ugh, great. Another remake of a sci-fi movie from 21 years ago. Because we definitely don’t have enough of those already. But hey, at least they got the perfect director for it. I’m sure that will make all the difference…